DOTTIE THE MOUNTAIN RESCUE SEARCHDOG

DOTTIE THE MOUNTAIN RESCUE SEARCHDOG

Monday 31 December 2012

Happy New Year And Some Resolutions!

Me,and the Dram and Angus dogs have decided that we need to have a new year resolution (or two) so here you are;


Try to understand that the cat is from Venus, and Dogs are from Mars.

We will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

Grow opposable thumbs, break into cupboards decide for OURSELVES how much food is *too* much.

January 1st: Kill the Tennis Ball! Must kill the Tennis ball! January 2nd - December 31st: Re-live victory over the tennis ball!

We will NOT chase the damned ball unless we see it LEAVE HER HAND.


....and a one specially for the boys....

Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a skill required for Trailing dogs

Happy New Year Dot fans - if you're wondering what the humans are up to - they're playing with some silly game and making a terrible noise!


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